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alwaysdownandout:

The season of leg shaving is upon us.

kyssthis16:

i-sucked-dick-on-accident:

dropngoons:

vinebox:

ThugsBunny

yooooo lmao

THE EGG

BYE!

alvinsuperstar:

Happy Easter

(Source: sh1re)

resin-lips:

Always

resin-lips:

Always

(Source: lil-eye)

witchbat:

nerd

witchbat:

nerd

(Source: nostalgicpatter)

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ursorum:

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

  • student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
  • uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
  • scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
  • us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker. you have six months after graduating to start paying loans so you better pray to fucking god and jesus that you have a well-paying job by then or be prepared to be fucked up the ass without lube.

ooh-shiny-things:

winneganfake:

lacalacabby:

Can we make a petition for Oded Fehr to be cast as Doctor Strange? Is it possible because it needs to be done.

FUCKING HELL YES. 

give this to me now.

When Michael Jackson gets woke up for school [x]

(Source: ohhmichael)

savethewildpinatas:

He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.

(Source: pleatedjeans)

aseaofquotes:

Stephen King, Night Shift

aseaofquotes:

Stephen King, Night Shift

(Source: lawebloca)